Welcome to the first in a series of posts bringing you the news that I found most interesting this week! In the storied tradition of fine journalism, I will be selecting just whatever I happened to think was important, cool, or, in the case of this week's first story, absolutely terrifying.
- A dude decides that obviously he should climb Rio's Christ the Redeemer statue. And take a selfie.
- Heathrow's newly-redone Terminal 2 reopens today! It apparently took the work of 35,000 people, so here's a pile of other numbers about it that might blow your mind.
- Google Maps is apparently now able to tell you how long it will take to travel by, among other things, Loch Ness monster.